Tuesday, September 30, 2008



I find that my blog is kind of boring,
pictures will make it look better, therefore, presenting to you
my little dao , cute ,hyper and not forgetting tiko punkpunk.
His hobby is like to bolster fuck, real much.
He will never get sick of it. -.-
hahas , such a tiko dog right?
I'm going to help him find a gf real soon. :)
hehes.

Ohya,
it seems that people around me are fcking stress with their studies,
is like real hardcore stress,
Some tips for you guys.
  • Burn the whole dictionary and drink down, you confirm can get Straight A for your english.
  • Same to the subjects you wanna score, burn whatever books and drink it down.
  • If really too stress, why not vent your anger at the teacher?
And when you can't figure out the question during exam, just write this two BIG WORDS down, " DON'T KNOW!" this confirm will make you feel better, I meant why bother to stress yourself so much right? Digest so much Brain Juice for what?!
and don't worry, you won't fail for doing this,
because I did the same damn thing during PSLE, and guess what? I still manage to get into express stream.

Let me tell you why you the reasons why you shouldn't stress yourself too much, as all your hard works will be flushed into the toiletbowl.
You guys see arhs,

-If you wanna get in nursing course, you can totally forget it, no matter how well you score,
you might not be hired, take a look in every hospital, philiphinoes are taking over.

-If wanna be chief/ cook leis? Shatec course are all CHINAs studying, so who will take over the job?

-Lawyer, I think angmoh are taking over.

-Construction workers, CHINAs again!

-Managers, philiphinoes again!

-Business ladies and men, CHINAs again!

-Last but not least, sweep the floor, Bangalas!

you guys see arhs, even the least qualification needed for the job is cleaner, but bangalas is taking over.
So why bother to studies so hard, when you can't even get a job. ahahahs.

I shall end here, go makan first.
Bye peeps.

Labels : This post might be offensive but is all for entertainment, so kindly don take it in heart. :)

Sunday, September 28, 2008

THE SEPTEMBER BLUE,
SEPTEMBER THE BIRTHDAY OF MY MONTH,
AND BLUE MY FAVE COLOR.

This month totally sucks, unwanted things had been repeatedly happening.
Friendship being affected because of certain people, and it really sucks.
I hate it, but what to do? She is always the one who come in stir up things.
Now that things are over, I hope so. I will just wash my hands off it.
Didn't expect she the one sigh~

Ohya, of cause I'm back from Genting. Safe at home. :)
There's photos, but I guess I will upload them when I feel better, as in my heart feel better.
Don't worry, I'm not suffering from heart-attack just feeling a little vexed.
He called me to me friend back with her, I guess it a No for sure.
I don't wanna lost friends because of her again, so stupid.
I don't know why, but she seem that she doesn't know her mistakes,
I just hope she change, change for the better and you definitely can save yourself from all this troubles.
Even if you didn't think for yourself, at least spare a thought for the ones around you right?
Just think of the others, how many have to be the middlemen just because of you?

Birthday wasn't that happening, unlike last year. Brothers and Sisters were all there to surprise me, but not this year. :(
I miss all of them, and of cause I know that I had drifted away from them, drifted to a far far sea, and I'll try my very best to swim back ashore to find them.
( but I don't know how to swim leis. )
Lame~ just an example.
I will meet them up someday, and of cause I don't wanna see you around.
You know who you are, I had already told you.
Just because of you, I nearly lost a friend, and now I don't even know if we are still friends.
3years friendship ruined by you.

I know he will see this, but I won't give a damn.
I'm the one who make you two end up as friend, not couples anymore.
I admitted it, So? I won't regret this time for sure.
Who the cause of everything, not me but her for sure.
I shall not grumble so much, there's still much much more for me to express out.
But I think I shouldn't do it here.
None will end up good if I really do that.
Off I go, byes. ;)

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Important stuffs, cant live without them.

Yeas Yeas, I'm so happy now!
Daphne is a happy girl! :)
Daphne wont wanna bother about those kiddos anymore.
Yeas Yeas so happy!
Yeas Yeas, I'm so going to genting in 2 days time,
Yeas Yeas, my birthday arriving in 3days time. :)
Hehe. So happy, so happy that I'm bite-ing my own butt now!

Thanks Hazel for the birthday gift and not forgetting Doraemon and Beatrice; babe for the wishes. :)


Saturday, September 20, 2008

CHILDISH BUNCH OF TEENS, OR SHOULD I SAY KIDS?
I WAS ONCE LIKE YOU GUYS TOO,
STIRRING UP TROUBLES,
I'M GLAD I CHANGED !
MY TOES ARE LAUGHING AT YOU GUYS, NO NO NO !
IT GIGGLING, GIGGLING REAL HARD!

I finally know who are the good ones and the bad.
I can't say much, I'm not there to witness everything.
Messages and calls had been flooding my phone,
telling me the same old thing, make me feel so sick,
so sick that I wish I could turn off my phone.
But she is important, I can't put my heart to do so.
No matter what, I will be on her side, protect her.
Don't worry, you're not troubling me, not at all. :)

You guys can gossip about me for all you want like some thirty-eight aunties,
I don't give a damn, neither do I respond.
It lame, the word, "hardcore" lame will suit you guys.

TAUFIQ SAID, "HOW WE HOPE YOU WERE IN SCHOOL TO SOLVE EVERYTHING. HAIZ..."
I rather I'm not there, I'm so glad that I'm not there.
It hurts when seeing friends having conflicts, compare to my dog bite me, it hurt more, much more. I'm not joking, it do hurts, mother fucker!

If you were to ask me what will I do now.
My answer is, for the daphne I'm today, I will not care, if everything went over limit,
I will definitely hired a lawyer to settle everything once and for all.
But it only for "if".
I won't bear to do this, unlike you, I won't want retribution to fall on me one day.
I rather not waste my breathe on you guys, but to use it and seize opportunities to earn more money.
NEVERMIND, YOU HOLD MY PROMISES, HOPE YOU DON'T BETRAY MY TRUST.

Sigh, things just changed that fast, fast as in a few months?
Nabeh. I totally can't believe my ears.

Friday, September 19, 2008

I'm so going to learn Fall For You by Secondhand serenade.
I was influenced through my brother few months ago,
he called me to help him upload this song, but only recently, just recently,
I fall in love with this song. :)
And I'm having a great problem here, my guitar had been growing spider webs lately. :(
And ofcause I'm thinking who should I learn from?
I'm so into this song that I had been repeatedly playing this song from 1pm till now.
Love it!

I will be at genting from the 25 to 27septemeber, that means next week!
Excited, which means also, my birthday will be celebrated at there!
Yipees~
I might be bringing my laptop along there, or maybe not?
Depends, I'm so going to shop authentic gucci and stuffs.
There cheaper, hehes.
Not forgetting Diana and her twins babies stuffs!
(shh, dont let her see this, she doesnt want twins.)

Ohya, went to catch THE DAYS with love yesterday, not too bad but not great. :)
They chose to be gangster as they think that they have the power and ofcause they will be much more wealthier. What the point holding so much money in your pocket but you cant spend it?
Pay up your life just for that few thousands?
Spend it in hell then.
They claimed brothers are important?
OH, to me is HOLY-CRAPS!
When you are being chased by dozens of knifes, where are all your brothers?
Dumb fuck.

Seriously I dont what are friends for?
They only talk about money.
Lame, ya they will call you brother/sister but when they need you.
For example, : "EH BROTHER! GOT MONEY LEND ANOT?"
I rather they save it, who need this kind of bro/sis?
So who say money cannot buy everything?
I say money can buy everything!

Nevermind, I only know I have afew true friends, that enough for sure.
No matter how long my previous contacts list is,
I realised that I only called up the same old ones.

Hah, maybe I quit school earlier, and stepped in the society earlier,
I realised how realistic and how man can be so treacherous in the outside world. we have to fight and compete with others in order to save our job, but this is not the big deal to me. I have got Love to support, but I know it not forever. :)
One fine day, I have to stand up myself and depends on myself, I know I can do it.
I'm much more independent, I started working at the age of 10 or 11, as times passed by, my jobs turned from easy money to hard earn money.
I'm not from a wealthy family, but daddy and mummy definitely will give me and bro the best.
I once remembered, daddy bought me a toyhouse which cost 150bucks, I bet he have to work like many hours to earn it. I really appreciate every single things they gave.
Until Love came, I felt more blissed, he gave me more than everything.
They are the best, I love them for sure.

I shall end by post with a lovely goobye. :)

Wednesday, September 17, 2008



Tuesday, September 16, 2008

HANKY-PANKY WITH PROSTITUTE IS CALLED SEX!
HANKY-PANKY WITH YOUR DEAREST IS CALLED LOVE!

copyrighted by daphne law xuejun.


Life is so boring, can died you know.
This is my daily routines, wake up at 3plus almost everyday,
Wash up and everything , transport to workplace, eat, shit,slack,
Sit down there rot, rot till 10pm, transport back home.
Watch television till 6am, sleep and the cycles continues again and again.
Nabeh, rotting to died.

If this continues on and on, I really will die!

Thursday, September 11, 2008

SMILE LAH POKEPOKE!

Sometimes I just dont understand walking-men.
Why they like to stir things up more?
Especially when they saw that one get into disappointment state.
Nabeh, I think you guys really hardcore psyhcopath!
You all like to add salt add vinegar right?!
Nabeh, jolly well go died lah !
Can you guys imagine, when you are in a state of feeling hopeless and on the verge of dying,
someone came in and stir things up even more?
Fucker, I can't understand those nonsensical hardcore lame spammer.
But all I can say is, everytime they spam, they are just making a fool of themselves.
Some advise to you losers, please go and reflects on yourself.

Sayang, remember what I say?
Life is just like a game, either you play it, or be prepared to be play.
Understand?

So angry, and I am thinking of using livejournal soon, alot of friends told me it is better and more easy to use. Shall sign up someday.

Friday, September 5, 2008

C-H-A-O J-J !

(My facial exprssion when I was shit-ting)
SUP PEOPLE!
My darling is pestered by a psyhcopath!
Psyhcopath J say that he is jealous of darling's butt!
Pshycopath J is so exggerating,
I wonder did his rectum actually grow at his mouth.
FULL OF SHIT!
And J, did you actually eat cannons to satisfy your meals?
The things you said are really over, too over!
DUMB FUCK!
OH LOOK HERE J!
Daphne is pointing middle finger at you!
and I want you to spell this and say it to yourself,
C-H-A-O P-U-S-S-Y!
My birthday is arriving in 21days, but I guess no point repeating,
nobody will remember except afew sisters. :)
I'm so going to shop for labels! hohoho~
Spend all my angbao money on gucci and ofcause I will buy burberry polo for Love. :)
(provided I got left money after shopping,hehe.)
and also not forgetting darling. :)
And for my wish is that I hope everybody will stay happy,healthy and ofcause world peacce!
:)
Ohya, last of all. I made a new friend. :)
passerby! hahas, I'm so glad to know you.
Hope we can chat futher more aite.
Back to work.
Byes. :)